i have always wondered what it is people do at jobo.
the other day i was asking this manager what it is she does at jobo cause clearly i have never gotten an answer to that...so imagine it hit me the other day what it is really people go to do at work i mean all those hours from 8 to 5....yaani cjaielewa
started internship the other day and am getting the down low of what goes down....and am like aiiit....
but the place am in is kinda wierd....all people do here is eat....yea u got that right...but its proly the department that am in...like today for example i was treated to a massage chair placed somewhere behind the office....now this guy calls me and tells me to get massage done...cant deny it felt nice tho mpaka my bowels were zungushwad around hadi i had to excuse myself to the little ladys room....haha...did i just tell you that???and i kinda got an idea of why people in the office were dissapearing huko nyuma....haha
woi btw c its such a task waking up in the morning though for those people who go to jobo early....they like sacrifice their sleep and all no wonder most of them are moody....especially some kanges... so am sitting in the jav and this one is lyk 'kwanini unakaa kwa njia' outta nowhere with a face as if he had been beaten or summin.....and mamas carrying blanket size shawls in the jav to extend their sleep.....c mimi i laugh in the morning....hawa ni watu wa kuforce issues kama time ya usingizi imeisha,imeisha!that is all...
speaking of forcing isses.....men!!me the things i get to deal with, aiyaiyai...its true when they say men are from mars and well us, women are from around....yes we are...i honestly dont know what is it with men....eeerr and boys too..most of them like forcing issues.
there are certain type of men that will put a girl off;and ill get into it....
1. men who as stated above force things to be the way they are not
am a strong believer of fate in that if at all something is meant to be it will be and if not then oh well....i know some if notmost of you will get this the wrong way but no need to...i simply mean there vybs that a girl will give you that they are not interested...this are little things like they wont pick up your call, they wont text you back even after you have texted them 50 million times, avoiding any planned meeting or date coming up with excuses yani not showing you the slightest hint that there could be something there but still one forces themselves in....aint nothing wrong with a brother pushing for what he wants because women, well most of them like playing a little game called 'hard to get' but saa zingine woi!!
2. men who are unsure about themselves
these are men who tell you one thing today and another tommorow in a bid to impress or something then at one time forget they told you this particular thing and contradict themselves.this gives a very bad and shady impression.everyone would like to get to know the true personality of a man....so be ye warned...hehehe..
3.men who can be controlled
i like men well for lack of a better word now who can take a stand for something.dont get this one wrong too si ati i would like a man to have power over me or something and si ati when i say something hivi hivi that is proly a joke you spring into action and do it....well its good being romantic and all but sometimes guys can be too soft for life....piss take..
4.men who dont have a sense of humour
this goes to both men and women alike....am not a serious person and like making lotsa jokes and will laugh to alot of silly things.so here i was vybing this guy and i crack a some what joke and he just stares as if i spoke gibberish and no it wasnt outta context it was so into the vyb....and he just stares!!laawwdd...and me thinking they diidnt get it they behaved in a similar manner the next tym we vybed...aaaaahh...aaaahhh...boring!!!yani cant a person train themselves or go to an institution to acquire the sense of humour like seriouslty .....thats an important thing when it comes to me...
5.men who take everything seriously.
nothing is ever that serious....i wont share the story behind this but its damn pathettic....people should take things lightly......
by the way this is based on a true story just thought id share....hehe and its not like i dont have love for my brothers out there....i do i do*insert smiley*
signing out, have the bestest weekend ever....its friday sweethearts!!!
p.s am not putting graphics since this comp is misbehaving...haha
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