Hunger pangs at their best…
Anyhu,so today am thinking of what to write about!mhhhhh…….
Blaaaaaaaankkkk!!
Oh wait….this certain issue has caught ma attention…what women do to enhance themselves.
Am watching the kardashians and what a crazy family this is…haha!then I imagine if a family in Kenya got its reality show like take for example my family…haha!am sure this is going to be comedy central….. the home videos we have for ourselves are comedyyyy…I kid you not!
And am sure us guys will be so aware of the cameras….just like the cast to most of the local t.v programs,I mean they try so hard, kwanza mother in law, well it can get funny sometimes…NOT …but thee mother in law could use a lesson or two in an acting class, trying tooooo much!….but these locals are something really and I most certainly have ha ha moments every time I watch them shows…watu wanajaribu siku hizi lakini,they getting there….kwanza I saw the trailer to the 1st grader…doesn’t look baad…waiting for its premiere!eh…I hear its out tomorrow now we even have premieres to our local movies….heeee don’t joke! haha!
I have this secret ambition besides others that you’ll get to know though to star in one of these shows, then become famous and take over the world….muhahahahahaha!!
ok am getting a lil bit carried away..
Wait I will touch on the issue of women enhancing themselves in a bit but moving on
So where were we, on reality shoes, We do try with shows like
project fame, aaaaannnnnnddd….project fame…..aaandd project fame aaaaandd…what was the other one again?idols?am not sure of the ”realitiness” of that one though…..oh aaannnnd, sakata, no, wait scratch that….until recently , I realized that the show is usually pre recorded…and actually like 50 episodes in a day….yea, i know…so before the ‘premiere’ ma sister went to the show and am thinking…ooooh, these are auditions so prerecording is not an issue….not until she was in the next 30 episodes….haha! then we are all thinking alaar! thought u went to one show only….so then I realized the auditions, plus the shows that they show every Sunday are recorded in a day,like 10 episodes are done in just 1 day…then now I hear there are already winners to the show na sisi tuko is it semifinals?be ye not fooled!!haha…..so much for the reality shows around….There are also these shows of miss world or miss something…now those,those are comedy at its best…like are all those girls serious?saw one starting is it this week,cant wait to laugh!
Big brother has been something else but when you get to watch it for a long long time…naaah….i should stop ryt about now…you might mistake me for a media critique of some sorts…and seriously, how did I get here?
Reality t.v of local ‘celebrity personalities’ like for example wahu and nameless’ family….where well get to see their daily living, where they go to, what they do, who they visit….maaaaan!!that will be a whole lot…am sure it aint happening soon though but in like 30 years It should actually be in the budget plan for the vision 2030 for this country!!!!!!!!.....dunno y I exclaimed that much….but until that day local celebrities are gonna have fans and followers like justin beiber,I will stop using quotes when referring to them ….think its lame I used him , huh? Its just ccoz am looking at his story, dnt get me twisted…but so what if I am a belieber!!haha!i said it… u wouldn’t blame me though kid’s sooo hot…cant wait till hes around 21 all grown up and amma tell you ‘nilimuona kitambo’lool!yani the kid’s only 16 and he got a huge fanbase…strange ones at that!and this older girlfriend too (ok she nat that old,a year or two) who I think is exploiting this young man….gotta see the pics of them in a holiday island somewhere dunno Bahamas, Hawaii, ama si u know those tropical countries!auuwiii….
I tell you if they were from around, their moms would go like…nini hii mnafanya and selenas mum would be like we unacheza na mtoto kwanini? Beibers mum would forbid him from seeing girls ever again and even becoming a celebrity he would be confined in the house …..and both of them have all these followed by a thorough beating like no other….this is Africa mann!!
Back to enhancements….women enhancements.
And by enhancements I mean thing they do to make themselves more beautiful, more presentable perse….some of them are necessary I wont deny but some are a complete no no shows these particular people have personal issues with themselves…
Take for example the Botox. This being used by much older women to make them look younger…give them that youthful vibrant face…
T his makes the muscles of the face kinda relax…uwiii but the thought of injections in my face…noooo waaay!!!id rather get a plastic surgeon make my face but then again…nooooo, lemme age gracefully and normally…I was watching dr. 90210 the other day and looking at these doctors cut through the skins of these individuals gives you the creeps…
I have this crazy thought that if I get under the doctors knife in a surgery room all the anesthesia would just wear off and I’d wake up from looking at shows like these…eeek!!
Enhancements like breast lift, well these really aren’t that bad or unnecessary so long a you don’t get the silicon in there..Like them implants..whoa and most of these implants would be totally noticed as fake…and being in the community’s we are in thats not really recommended…then again this is Africa where these things are severely an abomination oooo!(I just had to put that ooo in there!)
Haha then there is this one G-shot I also did not know what that was until recently when I found out that such an ENHANCEMENT exists! yea that had to be in caps since its such an enhancement….this is how it works for those of you that don’t know and you can thank me later for educating you….but do I say….hehe…
So a g shot is yea a shot as clearly stated but thing is this kinda shot is given in all the wrong places..
Lyk seriously how can you have a doctor administer an injection in your you know what…get this I don’t like using big words as they may be offensive…eerm maybe to me, but oh well. This shot is administered in thee gspot…apparently its supposed to make a woman experience more pleasure, I guess than the usual…cough cough…hahaha!!maeenn!!thats going a bit too far don’t you think then apparently, it wears off…..now thank me for this little bit of info…
My take on all these,is if it is necessary do, if not, don’t…but then again all of these are not necessary coz we are all creted in the likeness of God..can I get an amen!!hehe I woildnt wanna be a judge to any of these though…signing out fuh todayyyy…keep it here for my outlook to life…
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