Greetings Earthlings!

So somebody has decided to leave their blog to me, trust me to take care of it! LOL!


I am not familiar with what the previous owner of this blog was talking about, (we are not the same.. she is a martian.)

I plan to have a blast around here... so brace yourselves!!!

this is bound to be interesting A.F!

p.s best learn your acronyms around here!!!!

its a comeback!!haha..well,something of the sort...

heeey...
been a while y'all...a whole while.mpaka yani i had even almost forgoten my login name.....and password..well not seriously...
There are certain things that i cant forget like all my passwords reasons being, they all the same...To whatever account i have, i have the same freaking password....oops!think i let you in on too much...but anyways if any of yall is lucky enuf to even get THE word, i kid you not i will in an instant change all the others.Am quite a forgetfullperson u know...so this is the reason as to why and btw this storo of sharing your passwords with sijui your betterhalfs...woooi,noo!!thats a no no...shouldnt happen..
and am speaking from experience...i have had someones facebook password and the mdaku me, just saying* couldnt keep my eyes off their damn page..(i sure hope they never get to read this article,they changed it tho)hihi.thing is, am not sure i shared mine with them,thats the unfortunate bit.but oh well....*insert smiley*

so as i was saying,been ages since i blogged..n i cant really tell why btw.

Nuthin much has been happenin' tho i feel like i shuda requested to be on aces track that goes "same ol' shit just a different day" then put my other little compositions in there.
i never thought that routine could get this boring..i mean wake up get ready, get out to work sit on the desk, wait for evening to get home, quite tired, sleep....get up tommorrow and the same goes on and on and on...this my friends, can get outta hand sometimes so u left with the days when u just dont feel like getting out no more....now i never thought i'd say this but as much as am not a big fan of school, I,munini rose, miss school....*sigh*
am not complaining about jobo btw, i think working where i do is the most awesome experience!
So school has never ever ever been one of my favourite places and i think all those around me know that..think i developed the kaattitude in high school. My highschool was alright yea, but i hated it..and this includes my two sisters to whom i went to the same school with and at even one point happened to be in the school together asin my big sister in form four, yours truly in form 3, then my small sister in form 1,it was as if we were in on a kadeal with the school admin, like get one daughter in, have the rest go to school for free!!!waaah...kwanza at this one time we had a family funky all the way in shagz, celebrating my granparents golden jubilee(now thats a preetty long time!) so this kaschool of ours gave us their bus to have the people getting there transported,eeeeh,i tell you!!...but anyways i know y'all would go like we all hated high school but nooo, this one of ours was to a whole new extent mpaka if we pass anywhere near that school, our faces would just cringe,as if automatically  nat even that the mention of it!
I actually pity  girls when i see them in my former highschools uniform,then i begin to see myself in them so nostalgia hits me......damn i hated high school!

Of late though am beggining to find myself...yes its like i was lost somewhere but now, am found.can i get an amen!!haha...but believe me....am like getting to know myself now,finding love, finding happiness...*ahem* i know y'all be reading this and be like okay...but no eed to  fret y'all going to know about it.
Am like getting to know where my interests solely lie so right now its me against the world...

So anyways, ni hayo kwa sasa!!haha....Today i was kinda idle in the office got to reading some blogs then kumbukad i had one and voila..here i am,felt like just writing whatever..so dont think outta the box..and ana thing its a friday...one of those days u feel lke not working at all, just wait for around afte like this u chomoka job.
P.S. my boss is the coolest!!my supervisor is cool too...i think everyone lately is just so coool.(well, not like everyone, everyone!).but hey, thats just me *smiley*

uhhhm,before i sign out, whats up with this cold anyways???the sun better start showing up some time soon already...i felt like yo the only ones i havent vetted that out on as if it would change anything.haha..

signing out,
have a good weekend me luvlies.

aaaaawww i love kids!

ever noticed how a week literary flies when your busy...i mean  time kimbias yani!but am looooving it!!
i seem to be in a fairly good mood everytime thursday fikas....waah, the excitement!coz i know tommorow's friday and that as you are aware would be the best day ever.fridays!!thez something about the days fridays...yani kunakuwanga na kafuraha kengine and of late i have been having these random sprees after jobo, hook up with ma random peeps...wanajijua!!haha....then we get others on board and voila!but at this rate...aiyayiyai,i never get my rest..hmppphhh....no wonder am always a tired individual.y'all wouldnt believe me but after jobo all i do and all i feel like doing is sleep so as early as 9.30 at times id be dead asleep....sad i know!haha!

so i have been upto nothing much but work, sleep, eat....like my weekly time table would go on like wake up, get to work,spend the whole day there get back in the evening sleep and the cycle continues....

am actually fikain jobo right now na hii mambo ya kuamka asubuhi siwezani nayo...aiiiih!but eventually it feels good getting the hang of it already.

so since i last blogged i have been here and there,travelling the world as usual,seeing people and places.like i went to shika my baby niece you know these events pips panga to go and see babies then they say,"tumeenda kishika mtoto",yea tose ones!...i love this toi yani...and my nephew too.sometimes i feel like id carry them to my house stay with them but waah i know the task that comes with tois considering i have seen my nephew growing up who is now 4...the changing dypers,throwing tantrums, the reluctance to eat at whatever cost and trust me my nephew was a good one at this and nothing youd say would convince him to eat wachana na this fake vyb u danganya them ati stori of a train ama cjui ndege inakam kuland or summing of the sort...he would have none of it.so we would like shtua him....ati sijui 'paka anakam' and this kid would be so scared mpaka he just stuff things in his mouth......woiyeeeeeeee :-(

then it fikad the stage he got naughty i think its around two years old....terrible two they call it?waaahh waaahh waaah....btw when i have my own kiddos ill tafutia them a place they stay untill they get past that stage or summin of the sort?coz this is as naughty as a person could ever get,i kid u not!....especially boys i dont know their tulittle manly hormones start developing then or what?ive heard quite a few am waiting ta see what my niece will take us through but you know girls dont have that mob storos!! and am not just saying...

then the tu innocent questions tois have and the way they behave...such innocent little angels.sigh*

halafu when a kiddo starts crying i just pity them.sometimes id even cry with them me i dont know what kind of mother am going to be lakini ill be this soft one on themam sure...very soft so its really going to be upto their dad to punish them and stuff coz me noooooooo.i never wanna see them hurt.(consult me after like 10 years we see how this project would have come along....haha)

another interesting thing is when the tois start learning words and eventually start calling names.they always have a funny way of saying your name which actually is shoooooo shweeeeeet!*i just had to say it that way*lol!then they grow up start going to school....am sure its pure bliss to the parents..seing them grow up.

so now my niece is almost 5 months already and this kiddo is growing up a little everytime i see her and she is the sweetest little thing.

awww i just love em all to bits.
me if i was a pre school teacher i'd be such a good one at it..

coz id just be in love with all the kids...

and by the way id have put up them pics of me and these angels but....y am i even telling yall this??

anyhu,my work here is done!almost time to go home...yipeee!!how i love my jobo...

signing out,tommorows another day,actually theeeeeeee day!! :-)

bless.

talking of men from another planet

i have always wondered what it is people do at jobo.

the other day i was asking this manager what it is she does at jobo cause clearly i have never gotten an answer to that...so imagine it hit me the other day what it is really people go to do at work  i mean all those hours from 8 to 5....yaani cjaielewa
started internship the other day and am getting the down low of what goes down....and am like aiiit....
but the place am in is kinda wierd....all people do here is eat....yea u got that right...but its proly the department that am in...like today for example i was treated to a massage chair placed somewhere behind the office....now this guy calls me and tells me to get massage done...cant deny it felt nice tho mpaka my bowels were zungushwad around hadi i had to excuse myself to the little ladys room....haha...did i just tell you that???and i kinda got an idea of why people in the office were dissapearing huko nyuma....haha

woi btw c its such a task waking up in the morning though for those people who go to jobo early....they like sacrifice their sleep and all no wonder most of them are moody....especially some kanges... so am sitting in the jav and this one is lyk 'kwanini unakaa kwa njia' outta nowhere with a face as if he had been beaten or summin.....and mamas carrying blanket size shawls in the jav to extend their sleep.....c mimi i laugh in the morning....hawa ni watu wa kuforce issues kama time ya usingizi imeisha,imeisha!that is all...


speaking of forcing isses.....men!!me the things i get to deal with, aiyaiyai...its true when  they say men are from mars and well us, women   are from around....yes we are...i honestly dont know what is it with men....eeerr and boys too..most of them like forcing issues.
there are certain type of men that will put a girl off;and ill get into it....

1. men who as stated above force things to be the way they are not

am a strong believer of fate in that if at all something is meant to be it will be and if not then oh well....i know some if notmost of you will get this the wrong way but no need to...i simply mean there vybs that a girl will give you that they are not interested...this are little things like they wont pick up your call, they wont text you back even after you have texted them 50 million times, avoiding any planned meeting or date coming up with excuses yani not showing you the slightest hint that there could be something there but still one forces themselves in....aint nothing wrong with a brother pushing for what he wants because women, well most of them like playing a little game called 'hard to get' but saa zingine woi!!

2. men who are unsure about themselves

these are men who tell you one thing today and another tommorow in a bid to impress or something then at one time forget they told you this particular thing and contradict themselves.this gives a very bad and shady impression.everyone would like to get to know the true personality of a man....so be ye warned...hehehe..

3.men who can be controlled

i like men well for lack of a better word now who can take a stand for something.dont get this one wrong too si ati i would like a man to have power over me or something and si ati when i say something hivi hivi that is proly a joke you spring into action and do it....well its good being romantic and all but sometimes guys can be too soft for life....piss take..

4.men who dont have a sense of humour

 this goes to both men and women alike....am not a serious person and like making lotsa  jokes and will laugh to alot of  silly things.so here i was vybing this guy and i crack a some what joke and he just stares as if i spoke gibberish and no it wasnt outta context it was so into the vyb....and he just stares!!laawwdd...and me thinking they diidnt get it they behaved in a similar manner the next tym we vybed...aaaaahh...aaaahhh...boring!!!yani cant a person train themselves or go to an institution to acquire the sense of humour like seriouslty .....thats an important thing when it comes to me...

5.men who take everything seriously.

nothing is ever that serious....i wont share the story behind this but its damn pathettic....people should take things lightly......

by the way this is based on a true story just thought id share....hehe and its not like i dont have love for my brothers out there....i do i do*insert smiley*

signing out, have the bestest weekend ever....its friday sweethearts!!!

p.s am not putting graphics since this comp is misbehaving...haha

of matters love?...scratch that,amma talk of firsts!!

been a while there!!

been travelling around the world, seeing people,places and this has been very exciting but do i say??haha!!

haha....of matters love!! this is what i was writing about been in the draft for days but thats a story for another day....after all, having been travelling and sight seing i could do much much better than love.......i mean c'mon!!!

anyway ever been to a place and you thinking,why...why meee??hehe....those were exactly my sentiments on my first day at work...and boy oh boy
its a feeling of intimidation i must say...especially when you are taken around to meet the rest of the staff.
then there are the prying eyes of some people there as if they were waiting for new people to come around...these are the people who would often come around to say hi every now and then....gets to me...
i so hate firsts!!

taking a walkdown memory lane and back to my first days in school....preschool, i dont have that a good memory so cant remember much about it but what am preety sure of is that i didnt cry....atleast am told...

my first day at primary school....that i survuived too....this one i was actually excited about...you know like when you are kiddos its kinda usually exciting to put on new school uniform,carry around your new bag,in it your new books by the way, come to think about it now, i actually dont know what was so exciting about it.....so  here i was,woke up earlier than usual had breakfast then my mum and dad had me ready to be in school...getting their i was so excited to meet  everyone  else, excited about making new friends....fikain the gate i was soo happy...then i get to meet other kiddos crying at the fact theyve been left by their mummys and daddys.....i probably laughed and made a joke about it....so later on though, it became clear that this was not nursery school any more....we had grown up a little.....and things were abit different....more strict teachers,more children that you didnt know of and the older ones too....but you get to  get the hang of it after a few days.....

first day in high school....boooorrriiiingg!!!but atleast i had my sister around and a couple of other people too...but still,it got all to me, the 1st day feeling...thought it would be okay considering the fact that i  knew other people around but noooo it wasnt any different still loathed the day....a funny incident i remember about this day though is me getting lost around the school compound.....at night!!!so the matron called me outta class that night when everyone else was in class dunno why and had me take my matress to the dorm which btw was locked then here i am thinking...oookkkaaaayyyy!!what next??mimi huyo up and down the school compound nikapotea...it was scary too coz there were treees and all, all around...this is a day i will never forget....among the rest of my firsts ofcoure....hahaha!!and funny enough though, big chilles, 13, 14 years old or so were crying ati they had been left....and this was quite bizzare i must say

first day in uni....this was baaaaad!!!i did not know anybody unlike my previous firsts and this was quite a blow...aiyaiyai.....getting around....people noticing the new face and referring to you as 'fresher'.....bad memories....wasnt i happy when other 1st years reported to school and this name was no longer associated with me...all my memories of first days are jhus so terrible...

1st day at jobo...there isnt a day that i wish ended as fast as that one and by the end of the day i was so exhausted and for doing nothing....maaaaan!!!if only we could only skip all our 1st days....i so would, or fast forward!!

if there were days i would write in the compositions that went like ''write about the day u will never forget'' back in primary school,it would be all these combined, forget about the imaginary stories we used to write ati being chased down by lions and all that crap....this would be it now!

THIS AND THAT!

Ok so I seriously think there is something wrong with me its around 11 a.m and am huungggryyyy!!and no I did not skip breakfast….aiyaiyai!!






                                                                                                                                                           Hunger pangs at their best…
Anyhu,so today am thinking of what to write about!mhhhhh…….


Blaaaaaaaankkkk!!

Oh wait….this certain issue has caught ma attention…what women do to enhance themselves.

Am watching the kardashians and what a crazy family this is…haha!then I imagine if a family in Kenya got its reality show like take for example my family…haha!am sure this is going to be comedy central….. the home videos we have for ourselves are comedyyyy…I kid you not!
And am sure us guys will be so aware of the cameras….just like the cast to most of the local t.v  programs,I mean they try so hard, kwanza mother in law, well it can get funny sometimes…NOT …but  thee mother in law could use a lesson or two in an acting class, trying tooooo much!….but these locals are something really and I most certainly have  ha ha moments every time I watch them  shows…watu wanajaribu siku hizi lakini,they getting there….kwanza I saw the trailer to the 1st grader…doesn’t look baad…waiting for its premiere!eh…I hear its out tomorrow now we even have premieres to our local movies….heeee don’t  joke! haha!
I have this secret ambition besides others that you’ll get to know though to star in one of these shows, then become famous and take over the world….muhahahahahaha!!                
  ok am getting a lil bit carried away..
  
Wait I will touch on the issue of women enhancing themselves in a bit but moving on                                                                                                                                                                   
So where were we, on reality shoes, We do try with shows like project fame, aaaaannnnnnddd….project        fame…..aaandd project fame aaaaandd…what was the other one again?idols?am not sure of the  ”realitiness” of that one though…..oh aaannnnd, sakata, no, wait scratch that….until recently , I realized that the show is usually pre recorded…and actually like 50 episodes in a day….yea, i know…so before the ‘premiere’ ma sister went to the show and am thinking…ooooh, these are auditions so prerecording is not an issue….not until she was in the next 30 episodes….haha! then we are all thinking alaar! thought u went to one show only….so then  I realized the auditions,  plus  the shows that they show every Sunday are  recorded in a day,like 10 episodes are done in just 1 day…then now  I hear there are already winners to the show na sisi tuko is it semifinals?be ye not fooled!!haha…..so much for the reality shows around….
There are also these shows of miss world or miss something…now those,those  are comedy at its best…like are all those girls serious?saw one starting  is it this week,cant wait to laugh!

Big brother has been something else but when you get to watch it for a long long time…naaah….i should stop ryt about now…you might mistake me for a media critique of some sorts…and seriously, how did I get here?

Reality t.v of local ‘celebrity personalities’ like for example wahu and nameless’ family….where well get to see their daily living, where they go to, what they do, who they visit….maaaaan!!that will be a whole lot…am sure it aint happening soon though but in like 30 years It should actually be in the budget plan for the vision 2030 for this country!!!!!!!!.....dunno y I exclaimed that much….but until that day local celebrities are gonna have fans and followers like justin beiber,I will stop using quotes when referring to them ….think its lame I used him , huh? Its just ccoz am looking at his story, dnt get me twisted…but so what if I am a belieber!!haha!i said it… u wouldn’t blame me though  kid’s sooo hot…cant wait till hes around 21 all grown up and amma tell you ‘nilimuona kitambo’lool!yani the kid’s only 16 and he got a huge fanbase…strange ones at that!and this older girlfriend too (ok she nat that old,a year or two) who I think is exploiting this young man….gotta see the pics of them in a holiday island somewhere dunno Bahamas, Hawaii, ama si u know those tropical countries!auuwiii….


I tell you if they were from around, their moms would go like…nini hii mnafanya and selenas mum would be like we unacheza na mtoto kwanini? Beibers mum would forbid him from seeing girls ever again and even becoming a celebrity he would be confined in the house …..and both of them  have all these followed by a thorough beating like no other….this is Africa mann!!

Back to enhancements….women enhancements.

And by enhancements I mean thing they do to make themselves more beautiful, more  presentable perse….some of them are necessary I wont deny but some are a complete no no shows these particular people have personal issues with themselves…
Take for example the Botox. This being used by much older women to make them look younger…give them that youthful vibrant face…

T his makes the muscles of the face kinda relax…uwiii but the thought of injections in my face…noooo waaay!!!id rather get a plastic surgeon make my face but then again…nooooo, lemme age gracefully and normally…I was watching dr. 90210 the other day and looking at these doctors cut through the skins of these individuals gives you the creeps…
I have this crazy thought that if I get under the doctors knife in a surgery room all the anesthesia would just wear off and I’d wake up  from looking at shows like these…eeek!!

Enhancements like breast lift, well these really aren’t that bad or unnecessary so long a you don’t get the silicon in there..Like them implants..whoa and most of these implants would be totally noticed  as fake…and being in the community’s we are in thats not really recommended…then again this is Africa where these things  are severely an abomination oooo!(I just had to put that ooo in there!)

Haha then there is this one G-shot  I also  did not know what that was until recently when I found out that such an ENHANCEMENT exists! yea that had to be in caps since its such an enhancement….this is how it works for those of you that don’t know and you can thank me later for educating you….but do I say….hehe…
So a g shot is yea a shot as clearly stated but thing is this kinda shot  is given in all the wrong places..
Lyk seriously how can you have a doctor administer an injection in your  you know what…get this I don’t like using big words as they may be offensive…eerm maybe to me, but oh well. This shot is administered in thee gspot…apparently its supposed to make a woman experience more pleasure, I guess than the usual…cough cough…hahaha!!maeenn!!thats going a bit too far don’t you think then apparently, it wears off…..now thank me for this little bit of info…
My take on all these,is if it is necessary do, if not, don’t…but then again all of these are not necessary coz we  are all creted in the likeness of God..can I get an amen!!hehe I woildnt wanna be a judge to any of these though…signing out fuh todayyyy…keep it here for my outlook to life…

GIRLPOWER!..Heres to the girls...cheeeers!!

Beyonces new song 'girls' has been in my mind the whole day and i must say,she really let it all out....pun intended.but in real sense,girls do run the world...or you may prefer calling them ladies, women, same difference anyway!!!and speaking of which....some one told me there is a difference between girls and women and the difference being the so not obvious of which i wouldn't have thought about at all....so this particular person asked me what the difference is and i said that a girl is a young female while a women is a grown version of the same....this was met by a big smirk and i was informed that a woman is a girl minus the big V word virgin...eeeekk!i said it.... lyk seriously??okay people have their own insane thoughts that they are entitled to though!! am sure though all women would love to be called girls...even granny's there is that feeling one gets from holding on to the thought of them being referred to as girls...we wouldn't wanna let go of the name ever tell your mum or grandma she looks like a girl...this is often met with a  happy face theyd be so elated probably for the rest of the day...so from this point forward i am referring to the female species as girls!!
so anyway i was at the point where i was saying we in the words of beyonces we run this motha!!!hehe
without us girls,there'd be no existence...none whatsoever..if God didn't create an helper for adam,miss eve...there wouldn't be no Cain and Abel, there wouldn't be the next generations parse, all those people who made history..there would be Adam by himself and the animals,the trees an all that..it would be a world with Adam and everything else...haha,now that just sounds lame!!so came along eve,and their children were born,earth began...from generation to genereation ..then came JESUS from a girl mary...God did not use a man, he couldn't!the greatest inventors were all born of girls am sure most of you out there are thinking if men were not there these people wouldnt have been.probably yea...probably no...with the technology at hand,children are been born from practically anywhere..that is thee testube babies. look at it this way imagine a world where we would have the power to eliminate all the men completely but  before doing that take sperms and put them in banks just incase a woman would want to bear kids....you seee!!we would  definately survive!and am not being chauvinistic here...dont get me twisted hey...this is saying it as it is!!haha!!so in anycase girls ruleee!!why do men hit on girls?why do they even change who they are probably to have a girl accept them as boyfriends?husbands?why do they take girls out on a date?and probably if they dont have that much would even borrow from friends just to impress the girls.why do they propose and get married  to girls??men would as much as humble themselves to a very huge extent just for a girl....whhyyyy again??coz GIRLS RULE!

so beyonce goes on in the song and says "boy you know you love it  how we are smart enough to make these millions strong enough to make these millions, strong enough to bear the children then get back to business. see,you better not play me!"i could go on and on an onnnnnnnn.....but you probably have gotten it already i presume...haha!
all the girls out there,walk with your head held high coz u run the shooow!!

so signing out,

WHO RUN THE WORLD?GIRLS!